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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

Track Name: I'm Yellin Noot Noot
Play Count: 580455

sirlightbulb:

youretotallymybitchforeverscott:

even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself

this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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kvotheunkvothe:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

He proposed to gaston though lmfao!

Well, well, well, Gaston, how the tables have turned on unwanted marriage proposals!
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xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

hazardgirl:

I like how he is wildly pregnant

yet takes a pregnancy test

and is surprised by the results

then he hugs a flower

well ok

Sprinkled Donut