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dou-g:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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mydogsnokes:

kushmiri:

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

low key feeling this poem

seifukucat:

work the gotdamn body

foxy-is-my-waifu:

5 Nights at Freddy’s looks scary

Sprinkled Donut